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ARE YA READY, KIDS?

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Kids: AYE, AYE, CAPTAIN.

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I CAN'T HEARYOU.

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Kids: [SHOUTING]
AYE, AYE, CAPTAIN.

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♪ OHH... ♪

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♪ WHO LIVES IN A PINEAPPLE
UNDER THE SEA? ♪

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Kids: ♪ SPONGEBOB SQUAREPANTS ♪

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Captain: ♪ ABSORBENT AND YELLOW
AND POROUS IS HE ♪

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Kids: ♪ SPONGEBOB SQUAREPANTS ♪

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Captain: ♪ IF NAUTICAL NONSENSE
BE SOMETHIN' YOU WISH ♪

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Kids: ♪ SPONGEBOB SQUAREPANTS ♪

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Captain: ♪ THEN DROP ON THE DECK
AND FLOP LIKE A FISH ♪

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Kids: ♪ SPONGEBOB SQUAREPANTS ♪Captain: READY?

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All: ♪ SPONGEBOB SQUAREPANTS ♪

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♪ SPONGEBOB SQUAREPANTS ♪

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♪ SPONGEBOB SQUAREPANTS ♪

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Captain: ♪ SPONGEBOB
SQUAREPANTS. ♪

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[CAPTAIN LAUGHING]

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[PENNYWHISTLE PLAYS]

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[WAVES CRASHING...
GULLS SQUAWKING]

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[♪...]

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[CLEARING THROAT]

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[CLEARING THROAT CONTINUES]

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[LOUD HACKING]

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MAY I HELP YOU?

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WELL...

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IT'S ALMOST QUITTIN'
TIME, SQUIDWARD.

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[SIGHS]

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GOT ANY BIG PLANS
FOR AFTER WORK?

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NOPE.

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[GROANING]: GRR...

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HEY, SQUIDWARD.

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PRETTY INCREDIBLE
SHIFT, HUH?

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IF YOU SAY SO.

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ANY PLANS AFTER WORK?

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NO.

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YEAH, ME NEITHER.

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JUST GONNA BE HANGIN'
AT "CASA DE SPONGE".

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FEEL FREE TO DROP BY IF
YOU'RE IN THE NEIGHBORHOOD.

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[GIGGLING]

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HEY SQUIDWARD, WAIT UP.

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SQUIDWARD, I REALIZE
THAT I DIDN'T REALLY EXTEND

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A PROPER INVITATION
BACK THERE.

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SO WHAT DO
YA SAY, SQUIDWARD?

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HOW 'BOUT YOU COME OVER TO MY
HOUSE FOR A VISIT TONIGHT?

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SQUIDWARD, SQUIDWARD?

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SQUIDWARD, SQUIDWARD?

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SPONGEBOB, THANK YOU SO MUCH

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FOR THAT LOVELY INVITATION

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BUT I MUST
RESPECTFULLY TELL YOU

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I WILL NEVER VISIT YOU.

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EVER!

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[CRASHING]

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TAKE HEART, SQUIDWARD.

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IT'LL ALL BE OVER SOON.

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[SOBBING]: OHH...

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PLEASECOME OVER
FOR A VISIT, SQUIDWARD.

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IT'S BEEN SO LONG.

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I CAN'T EVEN REMEMBER
YOUR LAST VISIT.

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THAT'S PROBABLY BECAUSE
I'VE NEVER VISITED YOU.

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[SOBBING]: PLEASE,
PLEASE, PLEASE...

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PLEASE!

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PLEASE...

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PLEASE?

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PLEASE?

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PLEASE, PLEASE-PLEASE...

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PLEASE, PLEASE-PLEASE.

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[SOBBING]: PLEASE...

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PLEASE... PLEASE.

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OK, SQUIDWARD,
MAYBE SOME OTHER TIME.

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French Man: 24 HOURS LATER.

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[SIGHS]

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HEY-O SQUIDWARD.

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YOU GOT ANY...

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BEFORE YOU ASK ME
THAT QUESTION

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ASK YOURSELF THIS:

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WHY WOULD I LEAVE
THE COMFORT OF MYHOME

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WHAT IF I GOT A COUPLE
FOR YOURDIRTY OF THROW PILLOWS?

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PATRICK, HAS SQUIDWARD
EVER VISITED YOU AT HOME?

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ONLY ONCE.

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TO TAKE BACK SOME
STUFF I BORROWED.

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HE SAID HE WOULDN'T LEAVE
THE COMFORT OF HIS OWN HOME

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FOR MY DIRTY LITTLE HOVEL.

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BORROW SOMETHING,
THEN HE'LL HAVE TO COME
OVER TO GET IT BACK.

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AH!

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WELL... HEY, THANKS FOR LETTING
ME PLAY PUZZLE WITH YOU.

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SEE YA LATER.

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THAT'S IT.

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Squidward: A STICK OF BUTTER

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AND JUST A TOUCH OF PEPPER.

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GAH!
[HAMMERING]

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NOT ON THE RUG.

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[GROANING]: OH.

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SPONGEBOB, WILL
YOU KEEP IT DOWN?
[HAMMERING
AND SAWING]

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I AM TRYING TO COOK.

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OH HEY, SQUIDWARD.

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JUST DOING A LITTLE
HOME IMPROVEMENT.

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WELL, YOU MADE ME
SPILL PEPPER ALL OVER
MY IMPORTED RUG.

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[CHUCKLES]:
OK, SQUIDWARD.

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[SIGHS]

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SPONGEBOB.

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NEED THE RIGHT TOOL FOR THE JOB.

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HUH?

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SpongeBob: "DEAR SQUIDWARD...

106
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THANKS FOR LENDING ME
YOUR VACUUM CLEANER.

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SINCERELY,
SPONGEBOB SQUAREPANTS."

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OH, P.S.

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[LAUGHING]: BAH...

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BAH...

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BAH...

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[RINGING]

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SQUAREPANTS RESIDENCE.

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WHY DO YOU HAVE
MY VACUUM CLEANER?

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SQUIDWARD.

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IT'S BEEN QUITE A WHILE
SINCE I LAST GOT A CALL

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FROM MY FAVORITE
NEXT DOOR NEIGHBOR.

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THAT'S BECAUSE
I'VE NEVERCALLED YOU.

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NOW, WHY HAVE YOU STOLEN
MY VACUUM CLEANER?

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I DIDN'T STEAL IT, SILLY,
I BORROWED IT.

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ARE YOU DONE CLEANING UP THAT
DINGY HOLE YOU CALL HOME?

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YOU WON'T EVEN RECOGNIZE
THE PLACE, SQUIDWARD [CHUCKLES].

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YEAH, PROBABLY NOT.

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[BREATHING HEAVY]

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[SIGHS]

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I'LL BE OVER TO GET
MY VACUUM IN 20 MINUTES.

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OH, SQUIDWARD IS FINALLY
COMING FOR A VISIT.

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[MUTTERING GIBBERISH]:
SASSA FRASSIN
MALA POOKIN TARNY RASSER...

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SQUIDWARD,
I'VE BEEN EXPECTING YOU.

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WELCOME TO MY HUMBLE ABODE.

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I HOPE THAT YOU
WILL FIND COMFORT

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AND PLEASE DON'T HESITATE
TO ASK ME IF THERE'S
ANYTHING THAT I CAN...

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YEAH, UH-HUH, I JUST WANT
MY VACUUM BACK... [GASPS]

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YOU'VE MADE AN EXACT
REPLICA OF MY LIVING ROOM.

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WELL, YOU SAID
YOU WOULDN'T LEAVE
THE COMFORT OF YOUR HOME.

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SO I BROUGHT
THE COMFORT HERE.

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ISN'T IT GREAT [LAUGHING]?

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NO, IT ISN'T.

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YOU CAN'T JUST STEAL
MY DECORATING STYLE AND...

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[GROANING]

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NEVER MIND,
JUST GIVE ME MY VACUUM.

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WOULD YOU CARE FOR A COOL
AND REFRESHING ICED TEA?

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NO.
HOT HORS D'OEUVRES?

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NO.
NACHOS?

145
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NO.
BLANCMANGE?

146
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I DON'T EVEN KNOW
WHAT THAT IS.

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PLEASE JUST GIVE ME MY VACUUM
SO I CAN GET BACK HOME.

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I HAVE A CASSEROLE
IN THE OVEN.

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YES, OF COURSE.

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PLEASE, HAVE A SEAT WHILE
I GO GRAB YOUR VACUUM.

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PLEASE MAKE YOURSELF AT HOME.

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[ANGRY GRUMBLING...]

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ENJOYING YOUR VISIT
SO FAR, SQUIDWARD?

154
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THIS IS NOT A VISIT.

155
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YOU ARE GOING
TO GET MY VACUUM.

156
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AND STOP FLUFFING
THIS PILLOW.

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OK, SQUIDWARD.

158
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JUST YELL IF YOU
NEED ANYTHING.

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IMBECILE... [GASPS]

160
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HOW DID HE DO IT?

161
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HE GOT MY COFFEE TABLE,
MY VASE, SNACK BOWL...

162
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COASTERS, AND MY "ART OF THE
CLARINET" COFFEE TABLE BOOK.

163
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AND THIS PILLOW LOOKS JUST LIKE
THE ONE MOMMY MADE FOR ME.

164
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HE EVEN COPIED
HER STITCH SIGNATURE.

165
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"FOR SQUIDDY WITH LOVE, MAMA."

166
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[GASPS]: AHH!

167
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YOU YELLED?

168
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NEVER MIND, I'LL FIND
THE VACUUM MYSELF.

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OK, MAKE YOURSELF AT HOME.

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SQUIDWARD SURE SEEMS TO
BE ENJOYING HIS VISIT.

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MY HALLWAY.

172
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DEAR NEPTUNE.

173
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HE EVEN GOT THE CHIP IN
THE PAINT FROM WHEN I MOVED IN.

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OK, SQUIDDY,
DON'T GET CREEPED OUT.

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JUST GET THE VACUUM AND GO HOME.

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ALL RIGHT, ISN'T THISNEAT?

177
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MY BATHROOM.

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[FLUSHING]

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I HAVE TO GIVE HIM
CREDIT, THOUGH.

180
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EVERY DETAIL IS CORRECT.

181
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HOW DOES HE KNOW THE EXACT
CONTENTS OF MY MEDICINE CABINET?

182
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MY RASH CREAM?

183
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THAT LITTLE SNEAK!

184
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DID SOMEONE
SAY RASH CREAM?
AHH!

185
00:08:07,724 --> 00:08:09,724
SPONGEBOB,
YOU IDIOT!

186
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SQUIDWARD, RASH CREAM.OW, OW, OW...

187
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[CRASH]
OOPS.

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[MUFFLED SCREAM... CRASH]

189
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OH, NO.

190
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AWW...

191
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HELP!

192
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[TOILET FLUSHES]

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I DON'T THINK I HAVE
A CREAM FOR THAT.

194
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[BIRDS CHIRPING]

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[GASPS]

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[SIGHS]

197
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OH, WHAT A HORRIBLE NIGHTMARE.

198
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SO ARE YOU ENJOYING YOUR
STAY AT "CHEZ SPONGE?"

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[SQUIDWARD SCREAMS]

200
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[MUTTERING] AHH...

201
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WILL YOU EXCUSE ME FOR A MOMENT?

202
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I NEED TO USE
THE BATHROOM AGAIN.

203
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[CLICKS CHEEK]

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HURRY BACK,
SQUIDWARD.

205
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I GOTTA FIND THAT VACUUM
AND GET OUT OF HERE.

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AH!

207
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HE COPIED ALL 492
OF MY SELF-PORTRAITS.

208
00:09:06,620 --> 00:09:09,413
AND THEY'RE BETTER THAN MINE.

209
00:09:09,620 --> 00:09:11,379
[CRYING... WHIMPERING]

210
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HE EVEN GOT THE RUG RIGHT.

211
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GET A HOLD OF YOURSELF,
SQUIDDY, OLD BEAN.

212
00:09:18,655 --> 00:09:20,517
THIS DOESN'T MEAN ANYTHING.

213
00:09:20,724 --> 00:09:23,310
THIS, THIS... ALL OF
THIS IS JUST, JUST...

214
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MIMICRY.

215
00:09:26,068 --> 00:09:27,758
HE DOESN'T POSSESS YOUR STYLE

216
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OR YOUR DECORATING ACUMEN

217
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OR YOUR LOVE OF
THE FINER THINGS.

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IN FACT, THE ONLY THING
HE HAS IS...

219
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IS, IS...

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MY VACUUM CLEANER.

221
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AND I'LL REMEDY THAT

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...POST-HASTE.

223
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[GASPS] AH-HA.

224
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HE PUT YOU IN HERE ALONG
WITH ALL HIS BAD TASTE.

225
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YOU'RE COMING HOME [GRUNTS]...

226
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HOME... WITH ME.

227
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[STRAINING]: WITH ME.

228
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[SCREAMING]

229
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[CRASHING]

230
00:10:04,620 --> 00:10:06,103
SPONGEBOB!

231
00:10:10,655 --> 00:10:12,137
[VACUUM POWERS ON]

232
00:10:12,344 --> 00:10:13,896
[POWERS DOWN]

233
00:10:19,275 --> 00:10:20,827
IS IT REALLY YOU?

234
00:10:21,000 --> 00:10:22,689
[MUFFLED TRUMPET]

235
00:10:22,896 --> 00:10:24,206
IT ISYOU.

236
00:10:24,413 --> 00:10:26,241
MWAH, MWAH, MWAH, MWAH, MWAH.

237
00:10:26,448 --> 00:10:28,344
COME ON, BABY.

238
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YOU AND I WILL WALK
OUT OF THIS HORROR SHOW

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THE WAY WE WALKED INTO IT:

240
00:10:31,448 --> 00:10:33,793
WITH DIGNITY AND APLOMB.

241
00:10:36,482 --> 00:10:36,931
[SIREN BLARES]

242
00:10:40,034 --> 00:10:41,689
MY HOUSE.

243
00:10:41,896 --> 00:10:43,931
YOU JUST MISSED
THE FIRE.

244
00:10:44,103 --> 00:10:46,068
WHAT HAPPENED
TO MY HOUSE?

245
00:10:46,275 --> 00:10:49,482
OH, SOME KNUCKLEHEAD LEFT
A CASSEROLE IN THE OVEN.

246
00:10:49,689 --> 00:10:50,689
SPONGE...

247
00:10:50,896 --> 00:10:53,931
...BOB!

248
00:10:54,103 --> 00:10:56,000
AW, DON'T WORRY, SQUIDWARD.

249
00:10:56,206 --> 00:10:58,034
YOU'RE MORE THAN WELCOME
TO STAY AT MY HOUSE

250
00:10:58,241 --> 00:10:59,620
UNTIL YOU GET YOUR HOUSE FIXED.

251
00:11:06,310 --> 00:11:10,551
WHY YES, I'D LOVE ANOTHER
SPOT OF TEA, MR. VACUUM CLEANER.

252
00:11:10,758 --> 00:11:12,793
CARE FOR SOME CASSEROLE?

253
00:11:13,000 --> 00:11:15,275
[HYSTERICAL LAUGHTER]

254
00:11:15,482 --> 00:11:17,275
[LAUGHTER CONTINUES...]

255
00:11:17,482 --> 00:11:20,206
SQUIDWARD?

256
00:11:20,413 --> 00:11:22,068
YOU OK?

257
00:11:22,275 --> 00:11:23,517
SQUIDWARD?

258
00:11:23,724 --> 00:11:27,241
SpongeBob: SQUIDWARD!

259
00:11:29,689 --> 00:11:31,000
[SIGHS] AHH...

260
00:11:31,172 --> 00:11:33,448
REPLICA SWEET REPLICA.

261
00:11:35,310 --> 00:11:37,655
[YAWN]

262
00:11:37,862 --> 00:11:40,620
IT SURE WAS GREAT
HAVING SQUIDWARD OVER
FOR A VISIT, AY, GARY?

263
00:11:40,827 --> 00:11:42,413
[SNORING]

264
00:11:42,620 --> 00:11:43,724
MEOW.

265
00:11:46,241 --> 00:11:47,689
[♪...]

266
00:11:56,413 --> 00:11:59,137
French Man: AH, ANOTHER QUIET
DAY IN BIKINI BOTTOM.

267
00:11:59,344 --> 00:12:02,551
BUT IT WASN'T ALWAYS THIS WAY.

268
00:12:02,758 --> 00:12:04,689
ONCE IT WAS HORRIBLE.

269
00:12:04,896 --> 00:12:05,241
[THUNDERCLAP]

270
00:12:13,379 --> 00:12:14,793
[THUNDERCLAP]

271
00:12:15,000 --> 00:12:16,586
THE UNIMAGINABLE HAPPENED.

272
00:12:16,793 --> 00:12:20,620
ONE DAY, SPONGEBOB SQUAREPANTS

273
00:12:20,827 --> 00:12:23,034
CHANGED HIS PANTS.

274
00:12:23,241 --> 00:12:25,827
[LOUD SCREAM]

275
00:12:26,000 --> 00:12:27,896
[TIMER DINGS]

276
00:12:28,068 --> 00:12:32,034
[♪...]

277
00:12:32,241 --> 00:12:34,068
[SINGING]

278
00:12:34,275 --> 00:12:36,413
I REMEMBER AS IF
IT WERE YESTERDAY.

279
00:12:36,620 --> 00:12:39,379
BUT IN FACT,
IT HAPPENEDTHREE DAYS AGO.

280
00:12:39,586 --> 00:12:41,241
[MUSIC REWINDS]

281
00:12:41,448 --> 00:12:43,206
[♪...]

282
00:12:43,413 --> 00:12:45,137
[GROANING]

283
00:12:50,827 --> 00:12:52,275
IT'S LAUNDRY
DAY, GARY.

284
00:12:54,517 --> 00:12:54,965
OOPS.

285
00:12:56,793 --> 00:12:57,379
MEOW.

286
00:12:59,793 --> 00:13:01,758
NOW TO FINISH THE DAY'S CHORES.

287
00:13:01,965 --> 00:13:04,172
[WHISTLING]

288
00:13:04,379 --> 00:13:06,241
[WHISTLING CONTINUES]

289
00:13:08,517 --> 00:13:09,620
[WHISTLING]

290
00:13:09,827 --> 00:13:11,137
[PHONE RINGS]

291
00:13:11,344 --> 00:13:13,551
[RINGS]
HELLO?

292
00:13:13,758 --> 00:13:16,793
HELLO, MAY I SPEAK
WITH SPONGEBOB?

293
00:13:17,000 --> 00:13:19,827
UH, UH...

294
00:13:20,000 --> 00:13:23,517
[HALTINGLY]: SQUARE...

295
00:13:23,724 --> 00:13:26,068
PANTS?

296
00:13:26,275 --> 00:13:28,310
MM, SPEAKING.

297
00:13:28,517 --> 00:13:31,655
HEY, HEY, YOU WANNA HEAR
HOW LONG I COULD DO THIS FOR?

298
00:13:31,862 --> 00:13:34,551
BLAH-LOO-BLAH-LOO-BLAH-LOO...

299
00:13:34,758 --> 00:13:36,758
blah-loo-bla-loo-bla-loo...

300
00:13:36,965 --> 00:13:38,551
ACTUALLY, PATRICK, I'M KIND
OF BUSY, CAN IT WAIT?

301
00:13:38,758 --> 00:13:39,827
BLAH-LOO-BLAH-LOO-BLAH-LOO...

302
00:13:40,000 --> 00:13:41,241
NO.

303
00:13:41,448 --> 00:13:43,620
BLAH-LOO-BLAH-LOO...

304
00:13:43,827 --> 00:13:45,206
[Flapping tongue continues...]

305
00:13:45,413 --> 00:13:46,551
[SIGHS]

306
00:13:46,758 --> 00:13:48,172
MUCH LATER.

307
00:13:48,379 --> 00:13:51,517
Blah-loo-blah-loo-blah-loo...

308
00:13:51,724 --> 00:13:55,206
Softly: GARY, GO CHECK ON
THE LAUNDRY IN THE DRYER.

309
00:13:55,413 --> 00:13:57,655
OH, MEOW.

310
00:13:57,862 --> 00:13:59,517
...blah-loo-blah-loo-blah-loo...

311
00:14:14,793 --> 00:14:16,448
MUCHMUCH LATER...

312
00:14:16,655 --> 00:14:18,724
[Flapping tongue continues...]

313
00:14:25,103 --> 00:14:28,206
Uh, pretty long time, huh?

314
00:14:28,413 --> 00:14:30,758
YEAH, PATRICK.

315
00:14:30,965 --> 00:14:32,206
GARY?

316
00:14:32,413 --> 00:14:34,379
[SIZZLING]

317
00:14:34,586 --> 00:14:36,413
THEY SHRUNK!

318
00:14:41,724 --> 00:14:43,793
I'M GONNA NEED TO GET NEW PANTS.

319
00:14:46,655 --> 00:14:49,448
Sales Clerk: I'M SORRY,
MR. SPONGEBOB,
BUT WE'RE NOT EXPECTING

320
00:14:49,655 --> 00:14:51,689
ANOTHER SHIPMENT
OF SQUAREPANTS FOR MONTHS.

321
00:14:51,896 --> 00:14:53,586
OHH...

322
00:14:57,586 --> 00:15:00,275
NO, NOPE.

323
00:15:00,482 --> 00:15:02,000
OOH, NOT THESE.

324
00:15:02,206 --> 00:15:02,931
UNH-UNH.

325
00:15:04,620 --> 00:15:05,241
[GASPS]

326
00:15:07,448 --> 00:15:08,448
WHOA.

327
00:15:10,413 --> 00:15:13,000
THESE PANTS HUG MY BODY

328
00:15:13,206 --> 00:15:14,724
BETTER THAN MY OWN MOTHER.

329
00:15:22,827 --> 00:15:24,103
HEY, PATRICK...

330
00:15:24,310 --> 00:15:26,931
NOTICE ANYTHING DIFFERENT?

331
00:15:27,103 --> 00:15:29,172
POSE, POSE, POSE...

332
00:15:29,379 --> 00:15:31,344
...POSE?
DO I KNOW YOU?

333
00:15:31,551 --> 00:15:33,724
[LAUGHING]: BAH...
IT'S ME, SPONGEBOB.

334
00:15:33,931 --> 00:15:35,655
SPONGEBOB?

335
00:15:37,310 --> 00:15:39,379
NO YOU'RE NOT.

336
00:15:39,586 --> 00:15:42,827
SPONGEBOB HAS
SQUAREPANTS.

337
00:15:43,000 --> 00:15:45,310
NOW LEAVE ME ALONE,
YOU MYSTERIOUS STRANGER.

338
00:15:47,689 --> 00:15:49,379
PATRICK'S SO FULL
OF TARTER SAUCE.

339
00:15:49,586 --> 00:15:50,965
I'M STILL ME.

340
00:15:51,137 --> 00:15:53,344
IT'S JUST A PAIR OF PANTS.

341
00:15:53,551 --> 00:15:55,344
IT'S NOT LIKE MY FRIENDS
WON'T RECOGNIZE ME.

342
00:15:55,551 --> 00:15:57,551
Sandy: WELL,
HOWDY, STRANGER.

343
00:15:57,758 --> 00:16:00,241
I DON'T RECOGNIZE YOU IN
THOSE NEW-FANGLED DUNGAREES.

344
00:16:00,448 --> 00:16:02,206
[WOLF WHISTLE]

345
00:16:02,413 --> 00:16:04,793
YOU MUST BE
SPONGEBOB FANCY PANTS.

346
00:16:05,000 --> 00:16:06,724
CLOTHES REALLY
DO MAKE THE MAN.

347
00:16:06,931 --> 00:16:09,310
SANDY DIDN'T
RECOGNIZE ME, EITHER.

348
00:16:09,517 --> 00:16:11,517
THESE PANTS ARE MORE POWERFUL
THAN I THOUGHT.

349
00:16:11,724 --> 00:16:13,793
'COURSE IT WAS JUST SANDY.

350
00:16:14,000 --> 00:16:16,241
AND NEPTUNE KNOWS WHAT GOES ON
INSIDE A SQUIRREL'S HEAD.

351
00:16:16,448 --> 00:16:18,655
[CHATTERING]

352
00:16:18,862 --> 00:16:22,517
EWW... BUT I KNOW MY BEST BUDDY
SQUIDWARD WILL RECOGNIZE ME.

353
00:16:22,724 --> 00:16:25,275
WE HAVE BEEN THROUGH
SO MUCH TOGETHER.

354
00:16:25,482 --> 00:16:27,448
♪ LA-LA-LA-LA, LA-LA,
LA-LA, LA-LA, LA ♪

355
00:16:27,655 --> 00:16:29,413
OH, NO.

356
00:16:29,620 --> 00:16:32,034
IT'S THAT LITTLE
YELLOW FREAK.

357
00:16:32,241 --> 00:16:34,137
[SING-SONG]:
HI, SQUIDWARD.

358
00:16:34,344 --> 00:16:37,068
JUST IGNORE HIM,
MAYBE HE'LL GO AWAY.

359
00:16:37,275 --> 00:16:39,000
[SING-SONG]:
OH, SQUIDWARD.

360
00:16:39,206 --> 00:16:41,172
♪ GUESS WHO? ♪

361
00:16:41,379 --> 00:16:43,620
DO I KNOW YOU?

362
00:16:43,827 --> 00:16:46,931
OH, SURE YOU DO,
IT'S ME.

363
00:16:47,103 --> 00:16:50,275
SPONGEBOB... SQUAREPANTS?

364
00:16:50,482 --> 00:16:52,862
NEVER SEEN YOU
BEFORE IN MY LIFE.

365
00:16:53,034 --> 00:16:53,965
[GRUNTS] OOH.

366
00:16:56,517 --> 00:16:58,620
WELL, MAYBE THESE PICTURES OF US
TOGETHER WILL JOG YOUR MEMORY.

367
00:16:58,827 --> 00:17:00,758
ME AND YOU AT MY BIRTHDAY PARTY.

368
00:17:00,965 --> 00:17:02,862
YOU AND ME AT WORK.

369
00:17:03,034 --> 00:17:05,172
THAT LITTLE SLUMBER PARTY
WE HAD LAST WEEK.

370
00:17:05,379 --> 00:17:06,344
I FORGOT WHEN THIS WAS TAKEN.

371
00:17:09,482 --> 00:17:11,000
IS THAT SUPPOSED
TO BE YOU?

372
00:17:11,206 --> 00:17:12,103
[SIGHS]

373
00:17:14,241 --> 00:17:16,068
I CAN'T BELIEVE IT.

374
00:17:16,275 --> 00:17:18,206
HE ACTUALLY LEFT.

375
00:17:18,413 --> 00:17:20,379
[LAUGHING]

376
00:17:20,586 --> 00:17:21,862
WHOO-HOO-HOO!
SQUIDWARD DIDN'T
KNOW ME EITHER.

377
00:17:22,034 --> 00:17:23,689
IT'S LIKE WE'D NEVER MET.

378
00:17:23,896 --> 00:17:26,206
MAYBE PATRICK IS RIGHT.

379
00:17:26,413 --> 00:17:28,965
OH, NO, IT'S LOCKED.

380
00:17:29,137 --> 00:17:31,344
GARY, HEY GARY.

381
00:17:31,551 --> 00:17:33,275
CAN YOU OPEN THE DOOR?

382
00:17:33,482 --> 00:17:34,862
I LEFT MY KEYS
IN MY OTHER PANTS.

383
00:17:35,034 --> 00:17:36,206
HELLO?

384
00:17:36,413 --> 00:17:37,896
CAN I HELP YOU?

385
00:17:38,068 --> 00:17:39,965
PATRICK, IT'S ME, SPONGEBOB.

386
00:17:40,137 --> 00:17:43,275
OH, RIGHT, YOU'RE THAT
ROUND PANTS FELLOW.

387
00:17:43,482 --> 00:17:44,793
PATRICK, WHAT ARE YOU
DOING IN MY HOUSE?

388
00:17:45,000 --> 00:17:46,862
YOUR HOUSE?

389
00:17:47,034 --> 00:17:50,551
THIS HOUSE BELONGS
TO SPONGEBOB SQUAREPANTS.

390
00:17:50,758 --> 00:17:52,275
AT LEAST IT DID
BEFORE HE LEFT US.

391
00:17:55,000 --> 00:17:58,827
I WISH I COULD SEE HIM
ONE LAST TIME.

392
00:17:59,000 --> 00:18:00,241
OH, BARNACLES.

393
00:18:02,586 --> 00:18:06,206
I GUESS I'M NOT SPONGEBOB
SQUAREPANTS ANYMORE.

394
00:18:06,413 --> 00:18:08,448
I'LL HAVE TO START
ALL OVER AGAIN.

395
00:18:08,655 --> 00:18:10,931
...HELLO, SIR, I'D LIKE
AN APPLICATION, PLEASE.

396
00:18:13,275 --> 00:18:16,000
MY NAME IS SPONGEBOB
SQUARE... AHH.

397
00:18:16,206 --> 00:18:17,931
[COUGHING... CLEARS THROAT]

398
00:18:18,103 --> 00:18:20,000
[HACKING COUGH]

399
00:18:20,206 --> 00:18:22,000
OH, WHOO, HM.

400
00:18:22,172 --> 00:18:24,103
SORRY, I'M A LITTLE [HACKING]

401
00:18:24,310 --> 00:18:26,862
I'M A LITTLE...[HACKING]
SORRY, I'M A LITTLE NERVOUS.

402
00:18:27,034 --> 00:18:31,000
MY NAME IS SPONGEBOB
ROUND...PANTS.

403
00:18:31,172 --> 00:18:33,379
AND I WOULD LIKE
TO SEEK EMPLOYMENT FROM
THIS EATING ESTABLISHMENT.

404
00:18:37,655 --> 00:18:39,551
[SQUIDWARD MOANS]

405
00:18:39,758 --> 00:18:42,241
OH, DEAR, ARE YOU OK,
MR. CASHIER... OOH!

406
00:18:42,448 --> 00:18:44,379
HERE ARE THE APPLICATIONS.

407
00:18:44,586 --> 00:18:46,862
LET'S SEE HERE.

408
00:18:47,034 --> 00:18:50,137
NAME: SPONGEBOB ROUNDPANTS.

409
00:18:50,344 --> 00:18:52,344
WELL, THIS IS GOING WELL.

410
00:18:52,551 --> 00:18:55,000
HEY, MR. CASHIER,
LOOKS LIKE WE'RE GONNA BE

411
00:18:55,206 --> 00:18:57,448
CO-WORKERS!

412
00:18:57,655 --> 00:18:59,862
[MUTTERING]

413
00:19:00,103 --> 00:19:03,275
QUESTION TWO: "HAVE YOU EVER
BEEN CONVICTED OF A FELONY?"

414
00:19:03,482 --> 00:19:05,206
HM, WHAT'S A FELONY?

415
00:19:05,413 --> 00:19:07,206
BEING TOO DARN HAPPY
ALL THE TIME.

416
00:19:07,413 --> 00:19:10,172
OH, YEAH, LOTS AND
LOTS OF FELONIES.

417
00:19:10,379 --> 00:19:11,586
HEH, MORON.

418
00:19:13,965 --> 00:19:15,965
WHAT'S GOING ON HERE?

419
00:19:16,137 --> 00:19:17,310
I'M FILLING OUT
AN APPLICATION.

420
00:19:17,517 --> 00:19:18,896
GET TO WORK.

421
00:19:19,068 --> 00:19:21,172
[GASPS] I GOT THE JOB?

422
00:19:21,379 --> 00:19:24,000
OH, BOY.

423
00:19:24,172 --> 00:19:25,586
MY FIRST DAY
ON THE JOB.

424
00:19:25,793 --> 00:19:27,482
I AM SO EXCITED.

425
00:19:27,689 --> 00:19:29,344
WHOO-HOO!

426
00:19:29,551 --> 00:19:31,241
WHATEVER.

427
00:19:31,448 --> 00:19:33,310
YOU'VE WORKED HERE A LONG TIME.

428
00:19:33,517 --> 00:19:34,689
WHY DON'T YOU SHOW
THIS ROOKIE THE ROPES.

429
00:19:34,896 --> 00:19:36,620
OH, I'D LOVE TO.

430
00:19:36,827 --> 00:19:38,793
YAY!

431
00:19:39,000 --> 00:19:40,551
WHAT, NO, DON'T...

432
00:19:42,965 --> 00:19:44,379
SO WHAT DO I DO FIRST?

433
00:19:44,586 --> 00:19:46,344
[SIGHS]: FINE.

434
00:19:46,551 --> 00:19:48,896
TAKE A KRABBY PATTY
AND PUT IT ON THE GRILL.

435
00:19:49,068 --> 00:19:50,793
SHOULDN'T YOU WATCH IT?

436
00:19:51,000 --> 00:19:53,379
WHY, I DON'T THINK
IT'S GOING ANYWHERE.

437
00:19:53,586 --> 00:19:56,413
OOH, VERY ZEN.

438
00:20:00,931 --> 00:20:02,931
WHAT NEXT, OH, ORACLE
OF KRABBY WISDOM?

439
00:20:03,103 --> 00:20:04,586
I'M GOING TO THE BATHROOM.

440
00:20:06,724 --> 00:20:07,413
HM, I'LL GO TOO.

441
00:20:12,862 --> 00:20:14,655
HOW'S IT GOING IN THERE, BOSS?

442
00:20:16,931 --> 00:20:18,137
UM... FINE.

443
00:20:18,344 --> 00:20:20,275
"GOING FINE."

444
00:20:20,482 --> 00:20:24,103
[WRITING...]

445
00:20:24,310 --> 00:20:27,103
[SNORING... MOANING]

446
00:20:27,310 --> 00:20:28,724
OH,
MR. SQUIDWARD?
DAH!

447
00:20:28,931 --> 00:20:29,206
WHAT'S YOU READING?

448
00:20:32,137 --> 00:20:33,551
"BATHROOM BREAK", CHECK.

449
00:20:36,517 --> 00:20:38,758
HERE'S THE SLOP
YOU ORDERED... ENJOY.

450
00:20:38,965 --> 00:20:40,758
IF YOU CAN CHOKE IT DOWN.

451
00:20:40,965 --> 00:20:43,551
[LAUGHING]: HA, HA-HA-HA.

452
00:20:43,758 --> 00:20:47,344
"BE RUDE TO CUSTOMER
AND INSULT FOOD.

453
00:20:47,551 --> 00:20:48,344
NASALLY LAUGH."

454
00:21:03,689 --> 00:21:05,275
COULD I GET
A KRABBY PATTY COMBO?

455
00:21:05,482 --> 00:21:07,241
NO.

456
00:21:07,448 --> 00:21:09,068
HOW 'BOUT A DOUBLE
KRABBY PATTY?
NO.

457
00:21:09,275 --> 00:21:11,344
CAN I GET A TRIPLE
PATTY WITH CHEESE?

458
00:21:11,551 --> 00:21:13,068
OH, I THINK YOU'VE HAD
WAYTOO MANY OF THOSE.

459
00:21:13,275 --> 00:21:16,206
[NASALLY LAUGHING]

460
00:21:22,172 --> 00:21:24,620
TAUGHT HIM
EVERYTHING
HE KNOWS.

461
00:21:24,827 --> 00:21:27,793
[SNORING]

462
00:21:28,000 --> 00:21:30,344
[SNORING]: OH, OOH...

463
00:21:30,551 --> 00:21:32,827
[ALL COMPLAINING...]

464
00:21:46,068 --> 00:21:50,000
[LAUGHING]

465
00:21:50,172 --> 00:21:51,655
Customer: COME ON.
I DON'T
HAVE ALL DAY.

466
00:21:51,862 --> 00:21:53,655
Customer:
EXCUSE ME?

467
00:21:53,862 --> 00:21:54,965
WHAT ARE
YOU TWO DOING?

468
00:21:55,137 --> 00:21:57,000
GET TO WORK!

469
00:21:57,172 --> 00:21:59,379
I'M USED TO SQUIDWARD
SLEEPING ON THE JOB

470
00:21:59,586 --> 00:22:02,689
BUT I EXPECT MORE
FROM YOU MR. SQUAREPANTS.

471
00:22:02,896 --> 00:22:06,000
I AM NOT SPONGEBOB SQUAREPANTS,
MR. KRABS.

472
00:22:06,206 --> 00:22:08,689
WHAT IN THE NAME OF DAVY JONES
ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT?

473
00:22:08,896 --> 00:22:12,000
I MEAN, DO THESE PANTS
LOOK SQUARE TO YOU?

474
00:22:12,172 --> 00:22:13,206
THEY'RE ROUND.

475
00:22:13,413 --> 00:22:15,620
YEAH, SO?

476
00:22:15,827 --> 00:22:19,620
I CAN'T BE SPONGEBOB SQUAREPANTS
WITH ROUNDPANTS.

477
00:22:19,827 --> 00:22:21,103
WHO TOLD YOU THAT?

478
00:22:21,310 --> 00:22:21,689
PATRICK.

479
00:22:25,241 --> 00:22:27,275
WELL, WHY DON'T YOU
JUST TAKE THEM OFF?

480
00:22:29,689 --> 00:22:32,000
ORDER UP, SQUIDWARD.

481
00:22:32,172 --> 00:22:34,000
WELL, WELL, IF IT ISN'T

482
00:22:34,172 --> 00:22:36,620
SPONGEBOB UNDERPANTS [LAUGHS].

483
00:22:39,000 --> 00:22:41,344
AHH!

484
00:22:45,793 --> 00:22:48,103
[♪...]

485
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[CHILDREN LAUGHING]